Today was baking day!
My mum laughed because she said I looked like a house wife.
Someone got me some 3 quid sunglasses from the beach. I look like a bug.
Wish my doggie was here for a snuggle. God damn it’s all coming out today.
you look like you're getting younger as the years go on, well done you!
Er thanks? A good haircut and three nights a week in the gym should do it.